oddly specific poll
was born into a doomsday cult
have participated in a form of corporate espionage
have driven to school and back in my sleep
broken a bone by sprinting face first into a wall
accidentally made my parents believe i was in witness protection
been indirectly involved in a major political controversy
“You are the Chosen One.” (serious statement)
have driven across four states in order to rescue a cat
multiple (lemme know in the tags)
hey Kes?? what the fuck???
See ResultsOne of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway
I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person
they told you it’s cleaner to wax your pussy raw remove its natural barrier completely fucking up your follicles and risking damaging your skin permanently and then they told you it’s sexy to wear polyester underwear that doesn’t let air through creating the perfect environment for all sorts of bacteria to proliferate in and also goes IN your ass creating a direct channel from your anus to your bald defenceless pussy and you believed it. you believed it
this is a nasty post but everyone with a pussy needs to read it cause it’s true
i’m not even kidding when i say this immediately eliminated my self-consciousness about this. i’m cured, i’m free, and i’m so glad i found this post again because it’s true, it’s fucking true.
It's okay to dislike body hair. You can find it ugly, uncomfortable, irritating or unattractive. You can like it on one person but not another, or be fine with it on someone else but not yourself or vice versa. You can think certain amounts of it certain places are fine, but others arw unacceptable. This is all okay - you're allowed to have personal and aesthetic preferences and tastes.
You may not, however, consider it unhygenic - especially pubic hair.
Pubic hair is the body's defense mechanism for very vulnerable anatomy. Testicles are insulated by pubic hair and the topside bush helps protect the penis from unpleasant collisions. Vaginal pubic hair maintains the very delicate ecosystem of yeast, bacteria and moisture that clean and balance the labia, clitoris, vagina and urethra. For vagina owners, this hair helps prevent yeast and bladder infections along with mitigating unpleasant discharge and smells (usually spawned from being too dry or the ecosystem no longer being capable of the maintenance).
You're free to have whatever tastes in body hair you like. But no arrangement of natural hair is unhygenic.
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this is the only universally true statement about anarchist beliefs
i disagree
I think that there's a reasonable middle point between these points of view
i don't know what i expected
i know a lot of people dont like bugs but they are animals. theyre just as essential as the rabbits and foxes and deer and bears. they all play an important role keeping the ecosystem in order. they pollinate and hunt and get hunted. theyre a part of a balance. their purpose on earth isnt just to be an inconvenience to you personally. bugs dont care about you. i asked them about it and they said they never even heard of you
mr brightside voice now shes going to bed and shes going to bed and shes going to bed and shes going to bed
and i just can’t sleep it’s killing me
